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When I try to send my message on Instant Support,It says I am not connected.But I am connected.It also says my messages are in outbox and will be sent when I connect to the internet.??...

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  1. #1

    instant support

    When I try to send my message on Instant Support,It says I am not
    connected.But I am connected.It also says my messages are in outbox and will
    be sent when I connect to the internet.??


    barb
  2. #2

    Re: instant support

    surely someone out there has an answer...
    "barb" <com> wrote in message
    newshx.gbl... 
    will 


    barb
  3. #3

    Re: instant support

    Sorry, but this newsgroup is for the ACCESS database program. I do not know
    of a newsgroup for what you're asking.
    --
    Ken Snell
    <MS ACCESS MVP>

    "barb" <com> wrote in message
    news:OufyW%phx.gbl... 


    Ken
  4. #4

    This is really amazing...

    Hi ,
    Let me tell you an amazing story...

    Do not throw this mail away before you have read it. You have all to win and
    nothing to loose. Here is a chance to earn a lot of money with no costs so
    ever, and no obligations. So why not read the rest of this story and then,
    if you think that this business is nothing for you? Throw this mail away
    or...give it a try.

    In this letter there is a part that tells you about the legalities of this
    process. A part that tells of glamour stories, and a part that explains how
    this "madness" actually works. The only part you truly have to concern
    yourself with is the instructions. Follow the instructions carefully and you
    can see how five dollars, probability, and multiplication will work to make
    you thousands. I know it sounds too easy, I thought so too, but my advice to
    you is...read on, what do you have to lose?


    THE FORWARDED LETTER

    Dear Friends: Greetings: I am a retired attorney. A few years ago a man came
    to me with a letter. He asked me to verify the fact that this was legal to
    do. I told him I would review it and get back to him. When I first read the
    letter my client brought me, I thought it was some "off-the-wall" idea to
    make money. A week and a half later we met in my office to discuss the
    issue. I told him the letter he originally brought me was not 100% legal. My
    client then asked me to alter it to make it perfectly legal. I asked him to
    make one small change in the letter. I was still curious about the letter,
    so he explained to me how it works. I thought it seemed like a long shot, so
    I decided against participating. But before my client left, I asked him to
    keep me updated on his results. About two months later, he called me to tell
    me he had received over $800,000 in cash. I didn't believe him, so he asked
    me to try this idea and find out for myself. I thought about it for a couple
    of days and decided I really didn't have anything to lose, so I asked him
    for a copy of the letters. I followed the instructions exactly, mailed 200
    copies, and sure enough, the money started coming in! It arrived slowly at
    first, but coming. I kept a precise record of the earnings, and in the end,
    it totalled $978,493! I could hardly believe it. I met with my friend for
    lunch to find out exactly how it worked. My part in this was to give my help
    to him, making sure that the whole thing was legal, since no one wants to
    take the risk of doing something illegal.

    By now you are surely curious to know what small changes to make. If you
    sent a letter like this one out, in order to be completely legal, you must
    actually sell something in order to receive a dollar in return. So when you
    send a dollar to each of the names on the list, you must include these words
    in the message-box, "PLEASE PUT ME ON YOUR MAILING LIST" and include your
    name and emailaddress. The item you will receive for the dollar you sent to
    the five people below is the message with the request.

    At the time I first tried this idea, I was earning a good living as a
    lawyer. But everyone in the legal profession will tell you there is a lot of
    stress that comes with the job. I told myself if things worked out, I would
    retire from my practice and play golf. I decided to try the letter again,
    but this time I sent 500 copies. Three months later, I had totalled
    $2,341,178!


    Here are a few reasons a person might give for not trying this program:

    Some people think they can never make a lot of money with anything this
    simple.

    Some are afraid they will be ridiculed for trying

    Some dream of large sums of money, but do nothing to actually achieve it.

    Some are just plain lazy.

    Some are afraid of losing their investment. They think this program is
    designed to beat them out of a few dollars.

    The system works if you will just try it. But you must follow the simple
    instructions exactly, and in less than three months, you will be looking at
    $800,000 ! Keep what you are doing to yourself for awhile. Many will tell
    you it won`t work and will try to talk you out of your dreams. Let them know
    of your success after it works.



    LETTERS FROM PARTICIPANTS IN THIS PROGRAM:
    My name is David Rhodes. In 1992 my car was repossessed and bill collectors
    were hounding me. I was laid off and my unemployment ran out. In October of
    1992, I received a letter telling me how to earn a large sum of money
    anytime I wanted. Of course, I was skeptical. But because I was so desperate
    and virtually had nothing to lose, I gave it a try. In January 1993, my
    family and I went on a 10-day cruise. The next month I bought a brand new
    Mercedes with cash! I am currently building a home in Virginia and I will
    never have to work again. This money program really works perfectly every
    time. I have never failed to receive less than $500,000. This is a
    legitimate, money-making opportunity. It does not require you to sell
    anything or to come in contact with people. And , best of all, you only
    leave the house to mail the letters. If you have always believed that
    someday you would get the lucky break, then simply follow the instructions
    and make dreams come true.

    Larry McMahon, Norfolk, VA Six months ago, I received this letter and
    ignored it. Five more came within a period of time and I ignored them also.
    I was tempted, but I was convinced that they were just a Hoax. After three
    weeks of deliberating, I decided to give it a try ( not expecting much ).
    Two weeks went by and nothing happened. The fourth week was unbelievable! I
    can't say I received $800,000 but I have received over $120,000. For the
    first time in years, I am debt free. I am doing this again, only this time
    starting with 500 post. I strongly recommend that you follow the
    instructions exactly as outlined in this letter.






    INSTRUCTIONS

    1. Go to www.paypal.com and open an account. (If you do this before the last
    September you will be paid by Paypal with five dollar as a introduction
    bonus so this effort will not cost you anything.) Forward a payment of
    totally 5 dollar through your new PayPal account, 1 dollar each to the five
    peoples mail-address listed in the bottom of this page. Select "Service" as
    payment type. In the Subject field you should write "Mailing list" and in
    the Note field write the following phrase, "PLEASE PUT ME ON YOUR MAILING
    LIST" and include your name and emailaddress. What you are doing is
    requesting a legitimate service and you are paying for it!


    2. Now take the #1 name off the list that you see at the bottom, move the
    other names up (5 becomes 4, 4 becomes 3, etc...) and add YOUR name as
    number 5 on the list.

    3. COPY this letter. You do not have to type it 200 times. Simply place your
    cursor at the top of the page, hold it and drag it all the way down to the
    end of the letter. Then click on "edit" and select "copy". Now open up a
    notepad file on your computer and put the cursor at the top of the page in
    the notepad, click on 'edit' and then select 'paste' it will copy the letter
    for you onto your computer.
    Remove the name next to the #1 on the list (the list at the bottom of the
    message) and move the rest of the names up one position (#2 becomes #1, #3
    becomes #2, etc.....) Then place your name and your mail-address (which is
    your payment address at payPal) in the #5 position. Then save it, make sure
    it is saved as a .txt file.

    4. When you have completed the instructions, type the address of one of
    these search engines.

    www.google.com
    www.yahoo.com
    www.altavista.com
    www.askjeeves.com
    www.Altavista.com
    www.Fathead.com
    www.TotalSEEk.com
    www.Dmoz.com
    www.SearchPort.com
    www.Jayde.com
    www.HotBot.com
    www.ICQ IT!.com
    www.WorldLight.com
    www.Dogpile.com

    In the search box, type "message forums" or "discussion forums". A list of
    over 2 million boards will come up. Go to each board name and right click on
    the mouse. Select 'copy'. Then go to your "write mail" box, as if you were
    about to write a letter and select 'paste'. Do that until you have at least
    200 locations. The more boards you find, the higher your
    income potential will be. The search engine will give you a ton of message
    forums; don't just grab the ones on the first page, dig deep and grab some
    from the middle and the back also, to help make sure you're visiting places
    no one has been to already. When you've found your 200+ locations, "copy"
    all your locations, "paste" them in a word doent or notepad, and "Save"
    the file. Once you have the locations, visit each one, register, and post
    your letter. It's that simple. How many hours at your current job would it
    take for you to make 6000 dollars ?

    Post this article as a new message by highlighting the text of this letter
    and selecting paste from the edit menu. Fill in the Subject with "This is
    pretty amazing.......", THAT'S IT! You're done with your first one,
    Congratulations. Some boards may be difficult to figure out where to post.
    If any board is too problematic for any reason, simply move on to the next
    board. Get some of your favourite CDs to listen to while you do this also.
    Keep a copy of this letter so you can use it a second time. Post it out
    again in six months, but Post it with the addresses you receive with each
    dollar. It will work better the second time. NOTE: This service is 100%
    legal - (Refer to title 18 section 1302 of the U.S. Postal & lottery laws).
    You can also call the U.S. Post Office (1-800-725-2161) to verify this. Hold
    on to every letter and mailing list request you receive. They will be proof
    of your service.



    HOW THIS WORKS
    When you send out 200 Posts, it is estimated that at least 15 people will
    respond and send you a $1.00 to be placed on your mailing list ($15.00).
    Those 15 will Post 200 Posts each and 225 people send you $1.00 to be placed
    on your mailing list ($225.00). Those 225 people Post 200 Posts each and
    3,375 people send you $1.00 to be placed on your mailing list ($3,375.00)
    Those 3,375 post 200 posts each and 50,625 people send you $1.00 each
    ($50,625). Those 50,625 post 200 posts each and 759,375 people send you
    $1.00 ($759,375.00) At this point your name drops off the list, but so far
    you have received $813,615.00. Even if less then 15 people respond each
    time, you will still receive an income in the tens of thousands of dollars.
    The reality is, even if you only made a few hundred dollars out of all this,
    that's still an excellent return for such a miniscule investment. Most
    people spend a lot more on lottery tickets and have nothing to show for it,
    and forget about how much money is needed to play the market. Also, after
    posting this message on 100 message boards, it may get boring.
    Stay focused on what you want and don't quit until you finish.


    P.S.
    This program remains successful because of the honesty and integrity of the
    participants and by their carefully adhering to the directions. Look at it
    this way. If you are of integrity, the program will continue and the money
    that so many others have received will come your way.

    When your money begins to come in, give the first 10% to charity with spirit
    and share a good fortune!



    ADDRESSES TO SEND YOUR PAYMENT OF 1 DOLLAR EACH TO (THROUGH YOUR PAYPAL
    ACCOUNT) AND THE MAILING LIST REQUEST:

    (If you open a Pay-pal account before last September Pay-pal will give you a
    bonus, 5 dollar, so this experience will cost you nothing!!!)


    1)
    Alex O'Leary
    net
    8377 APT. I MONTGOMERY RUN RD.
    ELLICOTT CITY MD 21043

    2)
    Ralph H Sweeney
    net

    3)
    Baldwin, Santa Monica
    net

    4)
    Clark Olsen, Minnesota
    com

    5)
    Sarah Becker
    net
    Homestead, Fl 33033


    s.becker
  5. #5

    This is really amazing...

    Hi ,
    Let me tell you an amazing story...

    Do not throw this mail away before you have read it. You have all to win and
    nothing to loose. Here is a chance to earn a lot of money with no costs so
    ever, and no obligations. So why not read the rest of this story and then,
    if you think that this business is nothing for you? Throw this mail away
    or...give it a try.

    In this letter there is a part that tells you about the legalities of this
    process. A part that tells of glamour stories, and a part that explains how
    this "madness" actually works. The only part you truly have to concern
    yourself with is the instructions. Follow the instructions carefully and you
    can see how five dollars, probability, and multiplication will work to make
    you thousands. I know it sounds too easy, I thought so too, but my advice to
    you is...read on, what do you have to lose?


    THE FORWARDED LETTER

    Dear Friends: Greetings: I am a retired attorney. A few years ago a man came
    to me with a letter. He asked me to verify the fact that this was legal to
    do. I told him I would review it and get back to him. When I first read the
    letter my client brought me, I thought it was some "off-the-wall" idea to
    make money. A week and a half later we met in my office to discuss the
    issue. I told him the letter he originally brought me was not 100% legal. My
    client then asked me to alter it to make it perfectly legal. I asked him to
    make one small change in the letter. I was still curious about the letter,
    so he explained to me how it works. I thought it seemed like a long shot, so
    I decided against participating. But before my client left, I asked him to
    keep me updated on his results. About two months later, he called me to tell
    me he had received over $800,000 in cash. I didn't believe him, so he asked
    me to try this idea and find out for myself. I thought about it for a couple
    of days and decided I really didn't have anything to lose, so I asked him
    for a copy of the letters. I followed the instructions exactly, mailed 200
    copies, and sure enough, the money started coming in! It arrived slowly at
    first, but coming. I kept a precise record of the earnings, and in the end,
    it totalled $978,493! I could hardly believe it. I met with my friend for
    lunch to find out exactly how it worked. My part in this was to give my help
    to him, making sure that the whole thing was legal, since no one wants to
    take the risk of doing something illegal.

    By now you are surely curious to know what small changes to make. If you
    sent a letter like this one out, in order to be completely legal, you must
    actually sell something in order to receive a dollar in return. So when you
    send a dollar to each of the names on the list, you must include these words
    in the message-box, "PLEASE PUT ME ON YOUR MAILING LIST" and include your
    name and emailaddress. The item you will receive for the dollar you sent to
    the five people below is the message with the request.

    At the time I first tried this idea, I was earning a good living as a
    lawyer. But everyone in the legal profession will tell you there is a lot of
    stress that comes with the job. I told myself if things worked out, I would
    retire from my practice and play golf. I decided to try the letter again,
    but this time I sent 500 copies. Three months later, I had totalled
    $2,341,178!


    Here are a few reasons a person might give for not trying this program:

    Some people think they can never make a lot of money with anything this
    simple.

    Some are afraid they will be ridiculed for trying

    Some dream of large sums of money, but do nothing to actually achieve it.

    Some are just plain lazy.

    Some are afraid of losing their investment. They think this program is
    designed to beat them out of a few dollars.

    The system works if you will just try it. But you must follow the simple
    instructions exactly, and in less than three months, you will be looking at
    $800,000 ! Keep what you are doing to yourself for awhile. Many will tell
    you it won`t work and will try to talk you out of your dreams. Let them know
    of your success after it works.



    LETTERS FROM PARTICIPANTS IN THIS PROGRAM:
    My name is David Rhodes. In 1992 my car was repossessed and bill collectors
    were hounding me. I was laid off and my unemployment ran out. In October of
    1992, I received a letter telling me how to earn a large sum of money
    anytime I wanted. Of course, I was skeptical. But because I was so desperate
    and virtually had nothing to lose, I gave it a try. In January 1993, my
    family and I went on a 10-day cruise. The next month I bought a brand new
    Mercedes with cash! I am currently building a home in Virginia and I will
    never have to work again. This money program really works perfectly every
    time. I have never failed to receive less than $500,000. This is a
    legitimate, money-making opportunity. It does not require you to sell
    anything or to come in contact with people. And , best of all, you only
    leave the house to mail the letters. If you have always believed that
    someday you would get the lucky break, then simply follow the instructions
    and make dreams come true.

    Larry McMahon, Norfolk, VA Six months ago, I received this letter and
    ignored it. Five more came within a period of time and I ignored them also.
    I was tempted, but I was convinced that they were just a Hoax. After three
    weeks of deliberating, I decided to give it a try ( not expecting much ).
    Two weeks went by and nothing happened. The fourth week was unbelievable! I
    can't say I received $800,000 but I have received over $120,000. For the
    first time in years, I am debt free. I am doing this again, only this time
    starting with 500 post. I strongly recommend that you follow the
    instructions exactly as outlined in this letter.






    INSTRUCTIONS

    1. Go to www.paypal.com and open an account. (If you do this before the last
    September you will be paid by Paypal with five dollar as a introduction
    bonus so this effort will not cost you anything.) Forward a payment of
    totally 5 dollar through your new PayPal account, 1 dollar each to the five
    peoples mail-address listed in the bottom of this page. Select "Service" as
    payment type. In the Subject field you should write "Mailing list" and in
    the Note field write the following phrase, "PLEASE PUT ME ON YOUR MAILING
    LIST" and include your name and emailaddress. What you are doing is
    requesting a legitimate service and you are paying for it!


    2. Now take the #1 name off the list that you see at the bottom, move the
    other names up (5 becomes 4, 4 becomes 3, etc...) and add YOUR name as
    number 5 on the list.

    3. COPY this letter. You do not have to type it 200 times. Simply place your
    cursor at the top of the page, hold it and drag it all the way down to the
    end of the letter. Then click on "edit" and select "copy". Now open up a
    notepad file on your computer and put the cursor at the top of the page in
    the notepad, click on 'edit' and then select 'paste' it will copy the letter
    for you onto your computer.
    Remove the name next to the #1 on the list (the list at the bottom of the
    message) and move the rest of the names up one position (#2 becomes #1, #3
    becomes #2, etc.....) Then place your name and your mail-address (which is
    your payment address at payPal) in the #5 position. Then save it, make sure
    it is saved as a .txt file.

    4. When you have completed the instructions, type the address of one of
    these search engines.

    www.google.com
    www.yahoo.com
    www.altavista.com
    www.askjeeves.com
    www.Altavista.com
    www.Fathead.com
    www.TotalSEEk.com
    www.Dmoz.com
    www.SearchPort.com
    www.Jayde.com
    www.HotBot.com
    www.ICQ IT!.com
    www.WorldLight.com
    www.Dogpile.com

    In the search box, type "message forums" or "discussion forums". A list of
    over 2 million boards will come up. Go to each board name and right click on
    the mouse. Select 'copy'. Then go to your "write mail" box, as if you were
    about to write a letter and select 'paste'. Do that until you have at least
    200 locations. The more boards you find, the higher your
    income potential will be. The search engine will give you a ton of message
    forums; don't just grab the ones on the first page, dig deep and grab some
    from the middle and the back also, to help make sure you're visiting places
    no one has been to already. When you've found your 200+ locations, "copy"
    all your locations, "paste" them in a word doent or notepad, and "Save"
    the file. Once you have the locations, visit each one, register, and post
    your letter. It's that simple. How many hours at your current job would it
    take for you to make 6000 dollars ?

    Post this article as a new message by highlighting the text of this letter
    and selecting paste from the edit menu. Fill in the Subject with "This is
    pretty amazing.......", THAT'S IT! You're done with your first one,
    Congratulations. Some boards may be difficult to figure out where to post.
    If any board is too problematic for any reason, simply move on to the next
    board. Get some of your favourite CDs to listen to while you do this also.
    Keep a copy of this letter so you can use it a second time. Post it out
    again in six months, but Post it with the addresses you receive with each
    dollar. It will work better the second time. NOTE: This service is 100%
    legal - (Refer to title 18 section 1302 of the U.S. Postal & lottery laws).
    You can also call the U.S. Post Office (1-800-725-2161) to verify this. Hold
    on to every letter and mailing list request you receive. They will be proof
    of your service.



    HOW THIS WORKS
    When you send out 200 Posts, it is estimated that at least 15 people will
    respond and send you a $1.00 to be placed on your mailing list ($15.00).
    Those 15 will Post 200 Posts each and 225 people send you $1.00 to be placed
    on your mailing list ($225.00). Those 225 people Post 200 Posts each and
    3,375 people send you $1.00 to be placed on your mailing list ($3,375.00)
    Those 3,375 post 200 posts each and 50,625 people send you $1.00 each
    ($50,625). Those 50,625 post 200 posts each and 759,375 people send you
    $1.00 ($759,375.00) At this point your name drops off the list, but so far
    you have received $813,615.00. Even if less then 15 people respond each
    time, you will still receive an income in the tens of thousands of dollars.
    The reality is, even if you only made a few hundred dollars out of all this,
    that's still an excellent return for such a miniscule investment. Most
    people spend a lot more on lottery tickets and have nothing to show for it,
    and forget about how much money is needed to play the market. Also, after
    posting this message on 100 message boards, it may get boring.
    Stay focused on what you want and don't quit until you finish.


    P.S.
    This program remains successful because of the honesty and integrity of the
    participants and by their carefully adhering to the directions. Look at it
    this way. If you are of integrity, the program will continue and the money
    that so many others have received will come your way.

    When your money begins to come in, give the first 10% to charity with spirit
    and share a good fortune!



    ADDRESSES TO SEND YOUR PAYMENT OF 1 DOLLAR EACH TO (THROUGH YOUR PAYPAL
    ACCOUNT) AND THE MAILING LIST REQUEST:

    (If you open a Pay-pal account before last September Pay-pal will give you a
    bonus, 5 dollar, so this experience will cost you nothing!!!)


    1)
    Alex O'Leary
    net
    8377 APT. I MONTGOMERY RUN RD.
    ELLICOTT CITY MD 21043

    2)
    Ralph H Sweeney
    net

    3)
    Baldwin, Santa Monica
    net

    4)
    Clark Olsen, Minnesota
    com

    5)
    Sarah Becker
    net
    Homestead, Fl 33033


    s.becker

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