Name a cricket after your business, and I will feed it to one of my
scorpions (50 USD/cricket) or tarantula (200 USD/cricket). The movie will
be made available via bittorrent and pictures will be posted on my blog.

Only 100,000 crickets are available, so start buying today and keep my
pets from starving!!!

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John Bokma <john@castleamber.com> wrote:

I'm a bit short on funds at the moment, how much for an ant?

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On 18 Jan 2006 07:17:52 GMT, John Bokma <john@castleamber.com> wrote:

LOL

How soon before we have:

"Sponsor a child today"

For just two pounds a month you can keep me in the 4x4 I've grown
accustomed to while I drive around [insert name of third world
country] patting contented children on the head and telling them how
much better their life should be living in a city slum, with a
television, fast food, playstations and a job working in a factory.

Matt


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Didn't a student already do that? ISTR the forehead was for sale and
'printed' with the sponsors message.

Of course you could always simply convince a load of fools that they
actually want to pay money to advertise your logo on their
clothing/handbags/vehicles - you might even persuade a few of the more
dim-witted to actually buy t-shirts boldly promoting your brand imagry.

Did you catch 'The Hairy Bikers Cookbook' or whatever it's called, last
evening? Zebra burgers! hrmm.

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On Wed, 18 Jan 2006 11:45:59 -0000, "William Tasso"
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Oh yes, what a good idea. I think I might have to TICK that one!

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hug <contact_info@sig_line.clickit> wrote:

They don't like them, or so I guess. I never see scorpions near ant
colonies. Termites they do like though. Prices start at 10 USD :-D

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"William Tasso" <SpamBlocked@tbdata.com> wrote:

Or at the very bottom of a chat dialog window in MSN Messenger :-D.


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John Bokma <john@castleamber.com> wrote:

That sounds quite reasonable... unfortunately, still out of my reach
(my financial arms are very stubby these days).

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In article <Xns974FD309E210castleamber@130.133.1.4>,
John Bokma <john@castleamber.com> wrote:

Scorpions tend to become lethargic when overfed and may be overrun by
crickets if an attempt to feed them is made frequently. The crickets
will soon die, and a mass of them all at once may rot thus killing the
scorpion. One cricket per month should do it. Scorpions tend to die when
not fed for over six months. Big ones eat earwigs like smoking a cigar
They don't even bother to sting them. They just mash the earwig around
in the dirt for a while and feed it in.
I suggest at least fifty thousand large scorpions to take care of your
business efficiently if it takes off and you hit the 100,000 mark. That
way, you can move on to retirement in a couple of months.
Releasing the scorpions to good homes is problematic. They don't seem to
bond with their owner.
I wouldn't even bother with the tarantulas. One who knows ;-)

leo

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Leonard Blaisdell <leo@greatbasin.com> wrote:

Depends on the size of the cricket :-D. I give mine either one or two a
month.

The stinging behaviour of a scorpion depends on the species. Mine all love
to sting :-) Never tried earwigs though.

They seem to pick me as their owner :-D (3 so far walked into the house)
But they don't like my partner much (she got stung 2 out of 3 times).


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