- Aritificial Intelligence Exists
- Posted by Fat Sam on January 10th, 2006
I can prove quite conclusively that artificial intelligence exists...It's
real, and I have a perfect example of it residing within my 1994 Ford
Fiesta....It's even been programmed with a sense of humour....
My car has been running great since I bought it several months ago.....
But then this morning, on the very morning when I had scheduled a very
important interview for a well paid training job within the company I work
for, it decided it didn't want to work anymore.....
I swear the bastard thing was laughing at me as I trudged dejectedly back to
the house.....
- Posted by Els on January 10th, 2006
Fat Sam wrote:
I bet your car is called Murphy :-)
So, what did you do? Use different transport, or stay home?
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- Posted by Matt Probert on January 10th, 2006
On Tue, 10 Jan 2006 18:49:16 +0100, Els <els.aNOSPAM@tiscali.nl>
wrote:
He walked. It only took ten minutes longer than driving in the old
Fiesta <bg>
Matt
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- Posted by Martin Harran on January 10th, 2006
"Fat Sam" <samandjanetknox@tessco.net> wrote in message
news:4fSwf.66574$Cj5.26077@newsfe6-win.ntli.net...
Maybe it's the Belfast connection
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/4598784.stm
- Posted by John Bokma on January 10th, 2006
"Fat Sam" <samandjanetknox@tessco.net> wrote:
Sounds like my Internet Connection :-D
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- Posted by William Tasso on January 10th, 2006
Fleeing from the madness of the NTL jungle
Fat Sam <samandjanetknox@tessco.net> stumbled into news:alt.www.webmaster
and said:
yes?
yes?
yes?
Nooooooooooo - nothing like intelligence (artificial or otherwise) in a
Ford.
btw: ever seen Christine?
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- Posted by robert blake on January 10th, 2006
"Fat Sam" <samandjanetknox@tessco.net> wrote in
news:4fSwf.66574$Cj5.26077@newsfe6-win.ntli.net:
I trust that you broke a branch off a nearby tree and gave it a damn good
thrashing, Sam.
- Posted by mbstevens on January 10th, 2006
Fat Sam wrote:
That's caused by what was known by pilots in WWII as "gremlins."
They differ moderately from the common bridgehold troll.
- Posted by Rastus on January 11th, 2006
Great - now it has been synthesised let's hope they can put out a supplement
to make up for the deficiency the human race seems to suffer from.
- Posted by Ad Libitum on January 11th, 2006
On Tue, 10 Jan 2006 17:34:56 GMT, "Fat Sam"
<samandjanetknox@tessco.net> wrote:
My wifes old car did the same thing, it would just stop starting, for
2-3 days at a time sometimes. You'd put the key in, turn it, and
nothing would happen. Then after a few hours or days it would just
start, run, and drive like nothing was ever wrong, as if to say: haha
i got you! you thought I was dead!
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